Three Tips for Committing AI Arson
AI. It's here. It's been here for a long time, in fact. Just because the computing power only came around in the last decade doesn't mean the idea itself hasn't been neatly stacked into a log cabin and prepared for inflammation for a long time. But I digress.
Organizations, governments, households. Big, small, medium, medium-small, medium-smaller. Animal, person, vegetable, fruit, mineral, vitamins, and gas. Brinker International, non-Brinker International. These are some of the n-chotomies we use to organize our world, our general-purpose ontologies through which we can filter our experiences into an intelligible sequence of stimuli. A new one has entered the fold:
AI Firestarters
and
Wet Traditionalists.
No matter who you are and how big you get, you're sitting on a pile of fuel. Data fuel. So full of power, untapped insight, of numbers both positive
and
large... like a numerical Schwarzenegger. Of dots, both round and elongated - almost
dashlike.
These are the datums which we must seek out to more fully realize our
inner efficiencies
that will transcend us to the new horizon of AI.
Tip 1 --- Assemble your AI tinderbox.
This means your analysis tools (flint & steel - Python; matches - Alteryx and its ilk), your data warehousing infrastructure (cotton), and IT support (carrying bag).
Tip 2 --- Find a committed AI arsonist.
This is any changemaker who's willing to get out there and start burning stuff up, including fending off any Wet Traditionalists that might need a controlled burn along the way.
Tip 3 --- Sit back and enjoy the show from a fine Brinker International establishment.
As an unbiased third party, I'm a big fan of their work, and for the allergy-impacted, Maggiano's is routinely crowned the
most allergy-friendly large restaurant chain in America.
Don't be a wet-ass old bag of "traditional methods". Get with the data and get you some
arson.
Be the AI firestarter your organization needs.